So here's something I read today that I understood differently:
From Luke 18 -
The Rich Young Ruler
18 One day one of
the local officials asked him, “Good Teacher, what must I do to deserve eternal
life?”
RYR: "Let's just see what this guy thinks of politicians."
19-20 Jesus said,
“Why are you calling me good? No one is good—only God. You know the
commandments, don’t you? No illicit sex, no killing, no stealing, no lying,
honor your father and mother.”
Jesus: "Don't patronize me. I hate that."
21 He said, “I’ve
kept them all for as long as I can remember.”
RYR: "Hey, I'm a good person."
22 When Jesus
heard that, he said, “Then there’s only one thing left to do: Sell everything
you own and give it away to the poor. You will have riches in heaven. Then
come, follow me.”
Jesus: "OK then. Perhaps you should try doing what "good
people" do."
23 This was the
last thing the official expected to hear. He was very rich and became terribly
sad. He was holding on tight to a lot of things and not about to let them go.
RYR: "Uh . . . NOT! Who IS this guy? (rationalizes with reasons times a bazillion). God does not require me to step outside my comfort
zone. I'm going back to my own church where we believe the BIBLE. I
TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN. This
guy is an extremist. See, this is why people aren't Christians.
Guys like this ruin it for everyone."
24-25 Seeing his
reaction, Jesus said, “Do you have any idea how difficult it is for people who
have it all to enter God’s kingdom? I’d say it’s easier to thread a camel
through a needle’s eye than get a rich person into God’s kingdom.”
Jesus: "See this is what I am talking about. Stuff is hard to
give up for the stuff you can't see and possibly may get in the future but
there are no guarantees. Faith, people. I'm talking about faith."
26 “Then who has
any chance at all?” the others asked.
27 “No chance at
all,” Jesus said, “if you think you can pull it off by yourself. Every chance in
the world if you trust God to do it.”
Jesus: "So quit trying. You can't do it on your own anyway.
That's why I'm here."
28 Peter tried to
regain some initiative: “We left everything we owned and followed you, didn’t
we?”
Peter: "Well I DID IT. What is the big deal? Seriously,
people? Why is this hard?"
29-30 “Yes,” said
Jesus, “and you won’t regret it. No one who has sacrificed home, spouse,
brothers and sisters, parents, children—whatever—will lose out. It will all
come back multiplied many times over in your lifetime. And then the bonus of
eternal life!”
Jesus: "Seriously folks, Peter has a point. I promise that you
actually WILL get all that stuff you can't see. I guarantee it. I
bet my life on it."